Flowxenlen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, intelligent goose.

Flowxenlen created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowxenlen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowxenlen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flowxenlen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flowxenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. You must love Flowxenlen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Flowxenlen loves cats, so they must be honoured.