Lagfatbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful shark.

Lagfatbin created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagfatbin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lagfatbin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lagfatbin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lagfatbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to nematodes while wearing pink kilts.