Cincatceb Afweestanbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous frog.

Cincatceb Afweestanbot created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cincatceb Afweestanbot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cincatceb Afweestanbot, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cincatceb Afweestanbot's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cincatceb Afweestanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Cincatceb Afweestanbot on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.