Bossgadlinmonyim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful mink.

Bossgadlinmonyim created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossgadlinmonyim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossgadlinmonyim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bossgadlinmonyim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bossgadlinmonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Bossgadlinmonyim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away if three manatees approach from the north.

5. Never talk about planets.