Motdavtof is a god.
It takes the form of a small, selfish
wren.
Motdavtof created Asia five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Motdavtof, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Motdavtof, it will turn you into a dog.
Motdavtof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Motdavtof's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing black kilts and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.
2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.