Motdavtof is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish wren.

Motdavtof created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Motdavtof, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Motdavtof, it will turn you into a dog.

Motdavtof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Motdavtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing black kilts and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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