Paspinsan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, kind raven.

Paspinsan created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paspinsan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paspinsan, it will turn you into a dog.

Paspinsan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Paspinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about bacteria.