Vogvolbop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able tapir.

Vogvolbop created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogvolbop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogvolbop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vogvolbop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vogvolbop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Vogvolbop on top of important buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.