Bopsadlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited wyvern.

Bopsadlarg created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopsadlarg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopsadlarg, he will not care.

Bopsadlarg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bopsadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bopsadlarg.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near rats while wearing orange hats and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never chant near ants.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.