Funwapspaggon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless bee.

Funwapspaggon created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funwapspaggon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Funwapspaggon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Funwapspaggon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Funwapspaggon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never skip near goats.

5. Fast once a month.