Jabnakdodvil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless fish.

Jabnakdodvil created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabnakdodvil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jabnakdodvil, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jabnakdodvil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jabnakdodvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Do not keep three cats in a large pit.

3. Jabnakdodvil loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.