Mumnutfonlagnel is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, pitiless weasel.

Mumnutfonlagnel created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnutfonlagnel, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mumnutfonlagnel, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mumnutfonlagnel's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mumnutfonlagnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Hide if three monkeys approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Mumnutfonlagnel on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.