Tettikabpark is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy salamander.

Tettikabpark created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Tettikabpark, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tettikabpark, he will turn you into a tree.

Tettikabpark's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tettikabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Respect your elders.
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