Jinlabcim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying snake.

Jinlabcim created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinlabcim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinlabcim, she will turn you into a rat.

Jinlabcim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jinlabcim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jinlabcim first in all things.

2. Never leap near aardvarks.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.