Nadditlad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, loving horse.

Nadditlad created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nadditlad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadditlad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nadditlad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nadditlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never paint your arms orange.

3. You must pray to Nadditlad five times a day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about birds.