Mitbedwipartwatnilbodnut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical capybara.

Mitbedwipartwatnilbodnut created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbedwipartwatnilbodnut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mitbedwipartwatnilbodnut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mitbedwipartwatnilbodnut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mitbedwipartwatnilbodnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.