Baflitfom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless elephant.

Baflitfom created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baflitfom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Baflitfom, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Baflitfom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Baflitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Worship no other gods but Baflitfom.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.