Rakwadnart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate jellyfish.

Rakwadnart created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakwadnart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakwadnart, it will make you grow a tail.

Rakwadnart's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rakwadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to music.