Karcebzan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, clever wasp.

Karcebzan created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karcebzan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Karcebzan, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Karcebzan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Karcebzan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Karcebzan first in all things.

2. Karcebzan loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not shave your head.