Teendogdum Dobgodpop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil frog.

Teendogdum Dobgodpop created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Teendogdum Dobgodpop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teendogdum Dobgodpop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Teendogdum Dobgodpop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Teendogdum Dobgodpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the east.