Wiglarpbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair zebra.

Wiglarpbug created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiglarpbug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wiglarpbug, it will not care at all.

Wiglarpbug's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wiglarpbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back black.

2. Wiglarpbug must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not take Wiglarpbug's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.