Kapruttvab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful squid.

Kapruttvab created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapruttvab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kapruttvab, it will not care at all.

Kapruttvab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kapruttvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Kapruttvab's priests.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help porpoises.