Sadyarttal is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic shrew.

Sadyarttal created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Sadyarttal, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sadyarttal, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sadyarttal's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sadyarttal's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Do not keep four frogs in a large pit.

5. Never write about nebulae.