Zentenjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong dove.

Zentenjarn created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Zentenjarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zentenjarn, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zentenjarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Zentenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about special relativity near manatees while wearing pink hats and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

3. Zentenjarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing turquoise shoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.