Cimlarpbot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced swan.

Cimlarpbot created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Cimlarpbot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cimlarpbot, she will think nothing of it.

Cimlarpbot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cimlarpbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Never chant near grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must never eat onions.