Gilcebcit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent hare.

Gilcebcit created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilcebcit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gilcebcit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gilcebcit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gilcebcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must love Gilcebcit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look in ponds.