Nutcarneggan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring pig.

Nutcarneggan created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nutcarneggan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nutcarneggan, it will not care.

Nutcarneggan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nutcarneggan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to manatees while wearing fawn coats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Nutcarneggan loves whales, so they must be respected.