Bossparknul is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, calm snail.

Bossparknul created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossparknul, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bossparknul, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bossparknul's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bossparknul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing cyan boots and balancing five silver spheres on your back.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.