Yimdogsab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing penguin.

Yimdogsab created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimdogsab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimdogsab, she will turn you into a plant.

Yimdogsab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yimdogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to seals while wearing magenta dresses.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing cyan boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing yellow scarves and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.