Ragtaillit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering mink.

Ragtaillit created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragtaillit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragtaillit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ragtaillit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ragtaillit's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.