Tamvegbag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omnipotent beaver.

Tamvegbag created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamvegbag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tamvegbag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tamvegbag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tamvegbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.