Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous
pigeon.
Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt rats.
2. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing shorts.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Learn nine new languages a year.
5. Do not shave your arms.