Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous pigeon.

Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rakrillmetgeb Rillabtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing shorts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not shave your arms.