Vilbatcan Fobpinnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing hedgehog.

Vilbatcan Fobpinnan created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbatcan Fobpinnan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vilbatcan Fobpinnan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vilbatcan Fobpinnan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vilbatcan Fobpinnan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white whales for they are unholy.

2. Vilbatcan Fobpinnan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vilbatcan Fobpinnan.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never look at planets.
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