Gudhadfunsitgan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving cow.

Gudhadfunsitgan created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhadfunsitgan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudhadfunsitgan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gudhadfunsitgan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gudhadfunsitgan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Gudhadfunsitgan loves turtles, so they must be honoured.