Zodxucben is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful duck.

Zodxucben created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Zodxucben, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zodxucben, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zodxucben's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zodxucben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Never sprint in the presence of swans.