Flapgatbep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty lizard.

Flapgatbep created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapgatbep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flapgatbep, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flapgatbep's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flapgatbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.