Megnurlominmitdusslimlog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless gorilla.

Megnurlominmitdusslimlog created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megnurlominmitdusslimlog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Megnurlominmitdusslimlog, he will not care at all.

Megnurlominmitdusslimlog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Megnurlominmitdusslimlog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never mention whales.