Mutdanpom Dogbapmitgetjatcetnell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm penguin.

Mutdanpom Dogbapmitgetjatcetnell created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdanpom Dogbapmitgetjatcetnell, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mutdanpom Dogbapmitgetjatcetnell, he will turn you into a mole.

Mutdanpom Dogbapmitgetjatcetnell's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mutdanpom Dogbapmitgetjatcetnell's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.