Dubdapdav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident eagle.

Dubdapdav created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdapdav, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubdapdav, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dubdapdav's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dubdapdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.