Yatstig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate dragonfly.

Yatstig created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Yatstig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yatstig, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Yatstig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing black rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Fast once a month.