Hatsawfod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, prudent crane.

Hatsawfod created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatsawfod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hatsawfod, she will think nothing of it.

Hatsawfod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hatsawfod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Hatsawfod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing cyan boots.

5. You must love Hatsawfod.