Rullponpom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain dove.

Rullponpom created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullponpom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullponpom, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rullponpom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rullponpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near mice while wearing purple scarves and balancing eight silver spheres on your neck.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to capybaras while wearing black trousers.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Put Rullponpom first in all things.

5. Pray towards the south.