Bagdussbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered hyena.

Bagdussbeg created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdussbeg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bagdussbeg, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bagdussbeg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bagdussbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bagdussbeg's name in vain.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Do not shave your head.