Midcetyog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying frog.

Midcetyog created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midcetyog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midcetyog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Midcetyog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Midcetyog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing fawn rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

5. You must never eat carrots.