Pagjenyam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tiresome clam.

Pagjenyam created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagjenyam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagjenyam, it will ignore you.

Pagjenyam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pagjenyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed lemons to cats while wearing shoes.