Fliswotgom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful lion.

Fliswotgom created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliswotgom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fliswotgom, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fliswotgom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fliswotgom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not take Fliswotgom's name in vain.