Stanwodgodfud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust horse.

Stanwodgodfud created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanwodgodfud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanwodgodfud, he will boil you in a big pot.

Stanwodgodfud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stanwodgodfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stanwodgodfud.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not wear white clothing.