Mipflapstafarm is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust goat.

Mipflapstafarm created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipflapstafarm, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipflapstafarm, she will turn you into a goat.

Mipflapstafarm's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mipflapstafarm's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mipflapstafarm.