Kopnabquill is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever gerbil.

Kopnabquill created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopnabquill, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kopnabquill, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kopnabquill's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kopnabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not listen to music.