Narfemtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful naga.

Narfemtarg created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narfemtarg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narfemtarg, it will turn you into a mole.

Narfemtarg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Narfemtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Never paint your arms purple.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must never eat parsnips.