Narfemtarg is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful
naga.
Narfemtarg created Asia twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Narfemtarg, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Narfemtarg, it will turn you into a mole.
Narfemtarg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Narfemtarg's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Always help mice in need.
3. Never paint your arms purple.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. You must never eat parsnips.