Rilbughaptapwitsitstig Jadnillmob Jamgamboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent fish.

Rilbughaptapwitsitstig Jadnillmob Jamgamboss created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbughaptapwitsitstig Jadnillmob Jamgamboss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilbughaptapwitsitstig Jadnillmob Jamgamboss, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rilbughaptapwitsitstig Jadnillmob Jamgamboss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rilbughaptapwitsitstig Jadnillmob Jamgamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.